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He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb

How do u teach a blonde maths?U subtract her chlothes Devide her legsAnd square root her.

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.Sagar se gahara koi nahi.Aab aapki kya tarif karu...Dost me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!

Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar GayaJis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar GayaBilkul Usi tarahhaan Usi tarhyeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga

Once a baby monkey ask his mum...."mum why r v so ugly?"Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly ha

I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush

Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo

Barsaat ki raat, ek ladki bheege badan, bheege hoath, bheege baal,
Use dekh ke laga, laga.............kal ye pakke bimar hogi.

Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…

MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…

Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk
Ati Hai.
Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.

Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski, Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..
Tujhe utha ke lon ya bitha ke lon
Tujhe utha ke lon ya bitha ke lon
karon andhera ya balb jala ke lon
ya tujhe khada karon phir teri jhuka ke lon
ab to […]

I dropped a coin in wishing well and prayed for a smart friend. God gifted me you and said, "Itne paise me itna hi milega."

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if i was a flower would u pick me if i was lolly would u lick me if i was a sweetie would u suck me and if i asked nicely ould u fuck me!!!

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

CONGRATS.A new puzzle game has been installed in your phone. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

I really deeply wish tat u r hereI really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.

come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied -lovingly urs TOILET!!!!

When i look at the sun i c u! when i look at the moon i c u! when i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!

Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and
we can multiply!

north 2 north south 2south my best direction is mouth 2mouth.

I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be
mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed.

I really deeply wish tat u r here
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 Da jungle network,
Da monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

Lovely Married Sms jokes
Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Y a man carrzy his wife's photo in d wallet?
COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!

A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

For the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"
His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife. it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime! wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Why do we all marry?Because romance is not the only element of life.We should also knowhorror,terror,suspense,irony,stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
WIFE:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the,
HUSBAND:tumhe galatfehmi hui h. WIFE:kaisi galat fehmi? HUSBAND:yehi k main soya hua tha...............!

TO ALL BACHELORS
Dont Marry AIRTEL girl,
she will do magic on u.
Dont Marry BSNL girl,
she has connections with all indians.
Dont Marry IDEA girl,
she touches u tomorrow, not today.
Dont Marry RELIANCE girl,
she takes u in her mutthi mein.
Marry only HUTCH girl,
she follows u where ever u go.

乂 English SmS 乂

Hi every body i have here some sms....some of it are
new and some of it are old

hope you enjoy and like it

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You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart
and I am always a bad shooter because
...I Miss You Always

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What L O V E stands for ?
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
...E = End of life
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Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
...and even if mended
!!!a crack is always there
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,When Nights are long & Friends are few
.I sit by my Window & think of u
.a silent whisper a silent tear
.with all my Heart i wish you were here
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When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God
...that everyone should have a friend like yo
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
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,When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone
make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart
.coz broken hearts have no spare parts
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,Most people walk in and out of your life
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart
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,Good FRIENDS are hard to find
,harder to leave
and impossible to forget
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.Don't frown
.You never know who is falling in love with your smile
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,When it hurts to look back
,and you're scared to look ahead
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there
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...When u feel sad
,To cheer up just go to the mirror and say
,damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness
...But don't make this a habit
!!Coz liars go to hell
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.One day Love and friendship met
?Love asked-when i already exist why are you here
Friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good
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,If you love someone, put their name in a circle
,instead of a heart, because hearts can break
but circles go on forever
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,If all my friends were to jump off a bridge
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them
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;To handle yourself, use your head
To handle others, use your heart
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,Smile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
,and miles of smile just because you smiled
I wish your day is full of SMILE
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Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
...just bring SOMEONE to marry me
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A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart
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...A friend is sweet when it is new
...it is sweeter when it is true
...but you know that
...it is the sweetest when it is u
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Mountain can fly, river can dry
you can forget me but never can I
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Destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
...who gets to stay in your life
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Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks
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If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die
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-:Meaning of Friendship
F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I-------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S-------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I-------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
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,If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST
,If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE
,If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST
!!and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST
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Don't shut love out of your life by saying
it's impossible to find

;The quickest way to receive love is to give
;The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly
And the best way to keep love is to give it wings
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:Love is sweet poison
Do not consume without your beloved's advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place
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Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
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What is wrong with your cellevery time i call a voice comes
the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail
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Someday u may lose ur hair
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks
coz u cant lose wot u don't have
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...You look so fine! I want to
break your heart and give you mine
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,You are like the sunshine so warm
...you are like sugar, so sweet
...you are like you
and that's the reason why I love you!
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...Love is like war
...Easy to start
...Difficult to end
Impossible to forget
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Do you believe in love at first sight
?or do I have to walk by again
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,I've seen angels in the sky
,I've seen snow fall in July
,I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do
!But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you
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,This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat
,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat
cat, 20seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat
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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all
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The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass & flowers too
?If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you
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Our friendship means a lot to me
U cry i cry. U lauf i lauf
U jump out of the window
I look down & then... i lauf again
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,A triangle has 4 end
,square has 3 end
,segment has 2 end
.but our friendship has no end
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Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can't cure
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Roses are red, voilets are blue
Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
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,Friendship is a priceless gift
.That cannot be bought or sold
,But it's value is far greater
.Than a mountain of gold

Short Love Text Messages

It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk & remenisce, so many good things come in 2, & one of those things is me & u!

I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face No1 will ever take your place.

I have just eight words which I have for you. That is I love you.

You Are My Blessing The gift wrapping is over The cards are gone Yet my heart continues To sing

Great minds contain ideas, solutions n reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories n figures; my mind contains only u.

As I woke up this morning, my angel came smiling and asked "What's ur wish 4 2day?" I paused 4 a while, then I told her not to worry about me and take care of u instead.

A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.

Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???

The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

You greeted me hi, I didn't reply. You gave me a sweet smile, I responded with a sigh. You showed me your love, you received a shrug. But when you bid goodbye I began to cry.

Kash main chand tu sitara hota,falak pey ek ashiyana hamara hota,sab tujhe door bohat door se dakhtey per tujhe chooney ka haq sirf hamara hota.